i have Picasso’s brain in a vat. (please don’t ask me how i got it.) if you’ve seen those trippy hallucination videos, it’s kinda like that: i have his virtual visual cortex inside my computer. but instead of putting eyeballs inside armpits – he paints.
if you send me your picture at firstname.lastname@example.org, i’ll force some LSD into his virtual veins and make him paint you.
don’t tell PETA.